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Dear People Without Children Who Stand in Judgement of Parents,
I know you are just horrified. I mean how could I grab that sweet little boy’s arm and demand that he straighten up and take a damn picture in front of the giant Santa Claus, already. Surely if the...
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Lemme Tell You About My Day
Today had potential to be a good day. We got to sleep in an extra hour and 45 minutes and there was a chance of sneaking in a little shopping for myself since I was going to be out all day, anyway....
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The Revolt
I wish this was about all the chaos going on around the world, but nope. It is just about the machines around me and their desire to drive me freaking insane. I have gone on and on about how crazy it...
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We are Living Sanford and Son.
Why yes, I do reference old sitcoms from my childhood to make a point. The kids have no idea what I am talking about, but it makes me laugh. And to get through life with kids, you need to laugh...
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My Hell (or what you all might call grocery shopping)
I am sure every mother of small children has a similar story, but here goes mine. The kids are out of school for Spring Break and Friday is my regular grocery shopping day. You might say that if I...
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The Pool
We joined a country club this year. Um, yeah, it is not exactly what I think about when I think country club. It is a bit on the outdated side with a bunch of seniors running around most of the day....
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The Passage of Time
In just under a month I will be turning the big 3 9. Birthdays were never a huge deal at our house. You got a cake and a present. Then if you were special enough to have a younger brother born on...
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Netflix vs the Movie Rental Store
Netflix has pissed me off for the last time. My only regret is that I didn’t cancel them completely at the end of August. Netflix was a great concept, then they got cocky. Yeah, yeah, you are going...
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Rules for an Enjoyable Summer.
I considered the title of Summer Rules, but then you would think I have lost my damn mind. No, these are rules for my children so that they can have an enjoyable summer and I can make it through...
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It is Only the First Week
The kids have gone to school for a full week, now, and the drama has already begun. Amber is now in middle school. This brings all kinds of new and exciting adventures, one being the locker. Oh the...
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